Undir svefninn elskurnar.

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The Age Gap
 
At 85 years of age,     Roger married Jenny, a lovely 25 year old.

Since her new husband is so old, Jenny decides     that after their wedding she and Roger should have separate bedrooms,     because she is concerned that her new but aged husband may over-exert     himself if they spend the entire night     together.

After the     wedding festivities Jenny prepares herself for bed and the expected 'knock'     on the door. Sure enough the knock comes, the door opens and     there is Roger, her 85 year old groom, ready for action. They unite     as one. All goes well, Roger takes leave of his bride, and she prepares     to go to sleep.
 
After a few     minutes, Jenny hears another knock on her bedroom door, and it's Roger. Again he is ready for more 'action'. Somewhat surprised,     Jenny consents for more coupling. When the newly weds are done, Roger     kisses his bride, bids her a fond good night and     leaves.

She is set to go to sleep again, but, aha you     guessed it - Roger is back again,     rapping on the door, and is as fresh as a 25-year-old, ready for     more 'action'. And, once more they enjoy each     other.

But as Roger     gets set to leave again, his young bride says to him, 'I am thoroughly impressed that at your age you can     perform so well and so often. I have     been with guys less than a third of your age who were only good once.     You are truly a great lover, Roger.'

Roger, somewhat embarrassed, turns to Jenny     and says: 'You mean I've been in here already?'
 
The moral of the     story:
 
Don't be afraid of     getting old, Alzheimer's has its advantages.
 
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Og ţá er bara ađ segja góđa nótt elskurna, látum hverjum degi nćgja sína ţjáningu og gleđi, ţví á morgun er nýr dagur međ ný tćkifćri og nýja ţekkingu fyrir okkur hvar sem viđ erumHeart


Bloggfćrslur 25. júní 2012

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