Smá grín svona undir nóttina!!!

Já ég var einmitt að fá svona líka skemmtilegan brandara frá litlu systur minni um daginn og ég er ennþá að hlæja, en ef til vill er það vegna þess að ég er þess fullviss að mínum gamla lífsförunaut hefði aldrei dottir batman, súperman eða spiderman í hug í þessu sambandi heldur stokkið á bráð sína umsvifalaust, en þannig er það nú bara segi ég og skrifa, sumt bara er, og sumir þroskast ekkert sem betur fer.  Sumir einfaldlega eru bara Börn náttúrunnar hehehehehe... en hér er svo sagan.  Hlátur í boði Ásthildar Cesil.

 

 

The other day I had lunch
with 2 of my unmarried friends.
One is engaged, one is a mistress, and of course I have
been married for 20+ years.

 

We were chatting about our relationships and decided to

amaze our men by wearing a black leather bra ; bodice,

stiletto heels and a mask over just our eyes. We agreed to

meet in a few days to exchange notes. Here's how it all

went :

 

My engaged friend:

The other night my boyfriend came over and found me wearing

a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask.

He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams.

I love you.' Then we made love all night long.

 

The mistress:

Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and

I was wearing the leather bodice, heels and mask over my

eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat he

didn't say a word, but we had wild sex all night.

 

 

Then I had to share my story:

When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice,

black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. As soon

as he came in the door and saw me he said.

"What's for dinner, Batman?"